The trouble with having an open mind, of course, is that people will insist on coming along and trying to put things in it.

― Terry Pratchett, Diggers

Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea.

― Robert A. Heinlein

The difference between genius and stupidity is; genius has its limits.

― Albert Einstein

Logic will get you from A to Z; imagination will get you everywhere.

― Albert Einstein

If you can't explain it to a six year old, you don't understand it yourself.

― Albert Einstein

I am enough of an artist to draw freely upon my imagination. Imagination is more important than knowledge. Knowledge is limited. Imagination encircles the world.

― Albert Einstein

The best things in life aren't things.

― Art Buchwald

I've often wondered what makes a relationship last. I guess the best answer is it's the one right after the next to the last one.

― Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not for Sale

A new survey said, fifty percent (50%) of all doctors graduate in the bottom half of their class in the world - I hope your surgery went well!!

― Manish Mahajan

If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?

- Manish Mahajan

Crying is for plain women. Pretty women go shopping.

- Oscar Wilde

Illegal aliens have always been a problem in India. Ask any Bangladeshi.

Anyone who thinks sitting in Temple/Mosque can make you a Hindu/Muslim must also think that sitting in a garage can make you a car.

- Manish Mahajan

You were, you are, you will be there for me, each day, each night - That's everything I always dreamt of in life.

- Manish Mahajan

If I swallow myself will I get fat or disappear?

- Manish Mahajan

I'm not sentimental--I'm as romantic as you are. The idea, you know, is that the sentimental person thinks things will last--the romantic person has a desperate confidence that they won't.

― F. Scott Fitzgerald, This Side of Paradise

Sometimes you wake up from a dream. Sometimes you wake up in a dream. And sometimes, every once in a while, you wake up in someone else's dream.

― Richelle Mead, Succubus Blues

I have brain in my head. I have feet in my shoes. I can steer myself into any direction I choose. I'am on my own. And I know what I know. And I am the one who'll decide where I have to go...

- Manish Mahajan

It is a curious thing, the death of a loved one. We all know that our time in this world is limited, and that eventually all of us will end up underneath some sheet, never to wake up. And yet it is always a surprise when it happens to someone we know. It is like walking up the stairs to your bedroom in the dark, and thinking there is one more stair than there is. Your foot falls down, through the air, and there is a sickly moment of dark surprise as you try and readjust the way you thought of things.

― Lemony Snicket, Horseradish: Bitter Truths You Can't Avoid

‎iPhone 5: It's like saying you've been completely redesigned when you are sent back to compete in primary school after two years of passing out.

- Manish Mahajan