The trouble with having an open mind, of course, is that people will insist on coming along and trying to put things in it.

― Terry Pratchett, Diggers

Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea.

― Robert A. Heinlein

The difference between genius and stupidity is; genius has its limits.

― Albert Einstein

Logic will get you from A to Z; imagination will get you everywhere.

― Albert Einstein

If you can't explain it to a six year old, you don't understand it yourself.

― Albert Einstein

I am enough of an artist to draw freely upon my imagination. Imagination is more important than knowledge. Knowledge is limited. Imagination encircles the world.

― Albert Einstein

The best things in life aren't things.

― Art Buchwald

I've often wondered what makes a relationship last. I guess the best answer is it's the one right after the next to the last one.

― Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not for Sale

A new survey said, fifty percent (50%) of all doctors graduate in the bottom half of their class in the world - I hope your surgery went well!!

― Manish Mahajan

If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?

- Manish Mahajan

Crying is for plain women. Pretty women go shopping.

- Oscar Wilde

Illegal aliens have always been a problem in India. Ask any Bangladeshi.

Anyone who thinks sitting in Temple/Mosque can make you a Hindu/Muslim must also think that sitting in a garage can make you a car.

- Manish Mahajan

You were, you are, you will be there for me, each day, each night - That's everything I always dreamt of in life.

- Manish Mahajan

If I swallow myself will I get fat or disappear?

- Manish Mahajan

I'm not sentimental--I'm as romantic as you are. The idea, you know, is that the sentimental person thinks things will last--the romantic person has a desperate confidence that they won't.

― F. Scott Fitzgerald, This Side of Paradise

Sometimes you wake up from a dream. Sometimes you wake up in a dream. And sometimes, every once in a while, you wake up in someone else's dream.

― Richelle Mead, Succubus Blues

I have brain in my head. I have feet in my shoes. I can steer myself into any direction I choose. I'am on my own. And I know what I know. And I am the one who'll decide where I have to go...

- Manish Mahajan

It is a curious thing, the death of a loved one. We all know that our time in this world is limited, and that eventually all of us will end up underneath some sheet, never to wake up. And yet it is always a surprise when it happens to someone we know. It is like walking up the stairs to your bedroom in the dark, and thinking there is one more stair than there is. Your foot falls down, through the air, and there is a sickly moment of dark surprise as you try and readjust the way you thought of things.

― Lemony Snicket, Horseradish: Bitter Truths You Can't Avoid

‎iPhone 5: It's like saying you've been completely redesigned when you are sent back to compete in primary school after two years of passing out.

- Manish Mahajan

Why, in restaurants does the waiter ask if you want a table? No thanks mate, I'll have a carpet for 5 please..

- Manish Mahajan

I no longer believed in the idea of soul mates, or love at first sight. But I was beginning to believe that a very few times in your life, if you were lucky, you might meet someone who was exactly right for you. Not because he was perfect, or because you were, but because your combined flaws were arranged in a way that allowed two separate beings to hinge together.

― Lisa Kleypas, Blue-Eyed Devil

You know you're in love when you can't fall asleep because reality is finally better than your dreams.

― Dr. Seuss

Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe.

― Albert Einstein

There are only two ways to live your life. One is as though nothing is a miracle. The other is as though everything is a miracle.

― Albert Einstein

To live is the rarest thing in the world. Most people exist, that is all.

― Oscar Wilde

Life is what happens to you while you're busy making other plans.

― John Lennon

Don't cry because it's over, smile because it happened.

― Dr. Seuss

Insanity is doing the same thing, over and over again, but expecting different results.

― Albert Einstein

In three words I can sum up everything I've learned about life: it goes on.

― Robert Frost

You only live once, but if you do it right, once is enough.

― Mae West

You've gotta dance like there's nobody watching,

Love like you'll never be hurt,

Sing like there's nobody listening,

And live like it's heaven on earth.

― William W. Purkey

I'm selfish, impatient and a little insecure. I make mistakes, I am out of control and at times hard to handle. But if you can't handle me at my worst, then you sure as hell don't deserve me at my best.

― Marilyn Monroe

There is no real security except for whatever you build inside yourself.

― Gilda Radner

No one knows, for certain, how much impact you have made on my life.

- Manish Mahajan

Death ends a life, not a relationship.

― Mitch Albom, Tuesdays with Morrie

Life's hard. It's even harder when you're stupid.

― John Wayne

I wanted a perfect ending. Now I've learned, the hard way, that some poems don't rhyme, and some stories don't have a clear beginning, middle, and end. Life is about not knowing, having to change, taking the moment and making the best of it, without knowing what's going to happen next.

Delicious Ambiguity.

- Gilda Radner (Author It's Always Something)

The best love is the kind that awakens the soul and makes us reach for more, that plants a fire in our hearts and brings peace to our minds. And that's what you've given me. That's what I'd hoped to give you forever.

― Nicholas Sparks