A new survey said, fifty percent (50%) of all doctors graduate in the bottom half of their class in the world - I hope your surgery went well!!

― Manish Mahajan

If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?

- Manish Mahajan

Illegal aliens have always been a problem in India. Ask any Bangladeshi.

Anyone who thinks sitting in Temple/Mosque can make you a Hindu/Muslim must also think that sitting in a garage can make you a car.

- Manish Mahajan

You were, you are, you will be there for me, each day, each night - That's everything I always dreamt of in life.

- Manish Mahajan

If I swallow myself will I get fat or disappear?

- Manish Mahajan

I have brain in my head. I have feet in my shoes. I can steer myself into any direction I choose. I'am on my own. And I know what I know. And I am the one who'll decide where I have to go...

- Manish Mahajan

‎iPhone 5: It's like saying you've been completely redesigned when you are sent back to compete in primary school after two years of passing out.

- Manish Mahajan

Why, in restaurants does the waiter ask if you want a table? No thanks mate, I'll have a carpet for 5 please..

- Manish Mahajan

No one knows, for certain, how much impact you have made on my life.

- Manish Mahajan